🎬 Long movies, Oregon Trail, Buzz Lightyear and more - This Geek in Review for 2022-02-11
By goz
Longer movies…
The worst experience watching a long movie was Titanic. No, not Leo or anything, but the theater. The AC wasn’t working correctly, so by the three hour mark I was thinking how nice it would be to be freezing in the North Atlantic. As you can see, I survived the ordeal.
The next week we saw The Wedding Singer, who’s length felt like a sitcom. What a breath of fresh air from the marathon of Titanic.
Unfortunately, since that time the length of movies has gotten longer and longer, and I’m not quite sure how I feel about it. Titanic was such a monumental undertaking that it really needed that length of time to tell the story. Then we have Spider-man: No Way Home, a juggernaut of a film that runs for 2 hours, 28 minutes. I enjoyed the movie, but throughout there were times that I thought scenes could have been cut or pacing sped up. It could have still been an amazing film at 2 hours.
I’m firmly in the camp that while there are exceptions, most movies should be under 2 hours long.
Cue the dysentery
The Oregon Trail for the Apple II was released at the wrong time for me, at the end of my school career, but for some reason that didn’t stop it from becoming a staple in middle and high school libraries everywhere.
Its charm, and what I believe is the key to its success, was the ability to enter your friends as members of your party heading out west. How much fun is it to make fun of Brandon for dying of a snakebite or cholera.
Oregon Trail has been updated for Apple Arcade to remove historical inaccuracies, including the representation of native Americans. This requires an Apple Arcade subscription to play though. However, if you would like to play the game with a space bent, check out Orion Trail
To infinity, and beyond!
I was more excited about the movie from the first trailer, but this one is still pretty good.
Internet Travels
Geek
- Star Wars has a Luke Skywalker problem - The Verge - This is the same issue with Episodes VII, VIII, and IX.
- Nerdly Pleasures: Dungeons & Dragons (Holmes) Basic Set - Beginnings of the Friendly RPG
Retro
- Animating Graphics on the ATARI 2600 | 8Blit - YouTube
- Sega’s Shenmue returns as an Adult Swim anime—and so far, it’s promising | Ars Technica
Technology
- Backblaze Hard Drive Stats
- WebVM: server-less x86 virtual machines in the browser | by Alessandro Pignotti | leaningtech | Feb, 2022 | Medium | leaningtech
- New “Starlink Premium” costs $500/month, ships sooner than standard Starlink | Ars Technica
- 64-bit Raspberry Pi OS exits beta, is available for all Pi 3, 4, and Zero 2 boards | Ars Technica
- Windows PCs prioritized over Chromebooks in components shortage | Ars Technica
- The Nintendo Switch has now outsold the Wii - The Verge
- Silenced AirTags With Disabled Speakers for Sale Online - And this is why we can’t have nice things.
- North Korea Hacked Him. So He Took Down Its Internet | WIRED
- Doomscroll forever with ultra-tall 5:16 portable monitor | Ars Technica
- Chrome is changing its logo for the first time in eight years - The Verge
- Tesla recalls more than 817,000 vehicles over seatbelt chime glitch - The Washington Post
Pop Culture
- Moneyness: Starbucks, monetary superpower - What a brilliant money making opportunity for Starbucks.
- Rockstar Games officially confirms GTA6 is in active development - The Verge - One of these days I’ll finish GTA3.
- ‘Bel-Air’ Review: ‘Fresh Prince’ Reboot Works Better Than It Should - Variety - Sunday after the Superbowl!
Pot Pourri
- the new hire who showed up is not the same person we interviewed — Ask a Manager - Interviewees as a service?
- Polar bears move into abandoned Arctic weather station – photo essay | Arctic | The Guardian
- WMO certifies two megaflash lightning records | World Meteorological Organization - I’m surprised they can measure this!
- The man who almost faked his way to a Nobel Prize - YouTube